Standard Idiot Response Form: The George Bush Version

This is the Presidential Version of the  Standard Idiot Response Form.  Rather than write out a long and complex Diary with words our poor idiot-in-chief won't understand, I have decided instead to write out a shorter -- simpler -- Diary that if he ever comes across (which has about a 1 in a billion chance of happening) he will understand.

Dear:   George W Bush

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(X)Clueless Product of Nepotism (X)  Loser  ( )Spammer  (X)Troll  ( )Pervert ( )Freak  ( )Racist  (X) Fundamentalist  (X) Homophobe  (X) Unbearably Self-Righteous Person

I Took Exception To

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(X)Your Anti-Facts Stance  
(X) Your Presidency

It Was

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(X)Anti-Science
( ) In Direct Contradiction   to all Relevent  Information  
(X)Clueless  
(X) Idiotic  
(X)Lame  
(X) Stupid  
(X) Abusive  
(X) Contempible  
(X) An Abuse of Office  
(X) Hypocritical  
(X)Longer Than Any Worthwhile Thought You Might Be Capable Of  

Your Attention is Called to the Fact That

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(X)You Self Righteously Seek  to Impose Your  Religious Beliefs on  Others
(X)You Make No Sense
( )You Posted a Phone Sex Ad
( )You Claimed a Pyramid Scheme Was Legal
( )You Posted in 1337 K4pIt4LlZZzzZ to Look Cool
(X) You Hurt the Middle Class
(X) You Have Greatly Misunderstood the Purpose of the Internet(s)
(X)Only  Laura and Barney Can Tolerate You

It is Recommended That You

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(X)Apologize to Everybody in this Country (and the world)
(X)Listen to Senator Feingold and Bring our Troops Home From  Iraq
(X)Refrain From Governing Until You Have a Vague Idea of What You're Doing
(X)Read the United States  FAQ
(X) Resign Before We  Impeach You

In Closing I Would Like to Say

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(X)You Should Seek  Mental Help
(X)Take Your Gibberish Somewhere Else
( )Learn How to Post on a Forum
(X)You are so clueless that I do not know why I bothered with this form
( )Some of the Above
( )None of the Above
( )All of the Above